This is a blog, AKA online journal. I update at least once a month, and hopefully I'll have something interesting to say.
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I keep all of my old entries grouped by week, so don't freak out that there are so many!

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The Greatest View
You're the analyst
The fungus in my milk
When you want no one
And you got someone
Through the wind
You crawl
And laugh at burning dunes
When no one else will
Ever see

Now that you know why you feel like you do
They're turning their head whilst they wait
For no one
And finally I know why you feel like letting go

I'm watching you watch
Over me and I've got
The greatest view from here
I'm watching you watch
Over me and I've got
The greatest view from here

Mistakes don't mean a thing
If you don't regret them
So pack your tactic toes for the winter
Chain a waterfall to burned and withered skin
No-one else will ever see

I'm watching you watch
Over me and I've got
The greatest view from here
I'm watching you watch
Over me and I've got
The greatest view from here

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I made these, and you can have them, don't have to link back or anything. Though it would be nice.
^September 11
^Aaliyah

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^comment box - 8op
^graphics, lyrics - silverchair

^Condensed Version of Ten Feet High
^zefrank - a guy who has more free time than me
^Incubus - the best band
^Linkin Park
^Internet Bumper Stickers
^kiwibox
^the best braves site
^silverchair
^Angie Aparo
^99x radio
^the most annoying man in radio

They say a picture's worth a thousand words... you be the judge.

1. I'm a 14 year old girl from Georgia who tends to have large chunks of free time spaced FAR apart in which I can make stuff for this site.
2. I like to rant. No one else wants to hear me talk so I like to vent here. Some people would call it mindless babble and incoherent rambling.
3. I'm a freshman at ghetto school USA. I'm an all A student and all around nerd. I don't participate in extra curricular activities. Go to school when I don't have to? PLEASE.
4. I love baseball. My favorite team is the Atlanta Braves.
5. My favorite band is Incubus. If you made me choose a favorite album of theirs, I couldn't. But if I had to narrow it down, I'd tell you SCIENCE and Make Yourself. Other bands I like are Silverchair (no shit), Linkin Park, Jars of Clay, Garbage, Good Charlotte, 311, No Doubt, Angie Aparo, Godsmack, some Kittie, Outkast, and Puddle of Mudd
6. My favorite movie is "The Matrix." That movie kicks serious ass. "Lord of the Rings" was damn cool. Well basically, I just like Keanu Reeves. "The Replacements" was funny. When I was younger, I liked "Willow" and "The Princess Bride."
7. I'm not a huge TV junkie. I watch baseball, sports shows just to make sure I'm up on news, That 70's Show and Will and Grace. If I catch them, I like The Simpsons and Malcolm in the Middle.
8. My birthday is May 11, and I'm hoping to find a car sometime soon so I can have some of it paid for before I start driving. I'll just feel more secure that way.
9. I cuss a lot. I'm not a very happy, bubbly person. I'm not a bitch, I'm nice. Just not OVERLY nice. I'm not gonna go out of my way to please someone.
10. I'm a perfectionist. I hate losing, and I hate making bad grades. I think it's a mental condition that everything must be PERFECT. I also hate stupid people.

"Shut Your Mouth" Garbage
"A Certain Shade of Green" Incubus
"Boy on a String" Jars of Clay
"Let's Go Smoke Some Pot" 311
"Charlotte" Kittie
"B.O.B." Outkast
"Faithless" Injected

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Theme Song//"When It Comes" Incubus
Living in Oblivion//Angie Aparo

wednesday, march 6 As seen in an Incubus interview:
Brandon: "Man, we're setting ourselves up to be the biggest dick band in the world after this article."
Mike: "However, if we were the band with the biggest dicks in the world that really would be some secret. Sadly, for me, that'll never be true."

I'm still trying to find a new home for my blog... hopefully, I will have left geoshitties by this weekend.
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 5:41:30 PM

saturday, march 2 Gah, Geocities sucks. I have to move this site soon to get FTP since geoshitties is making you pay now. Argh! I'll get back to you later.
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 10:44:48 AM

wednesday, february 27 The Grammys suck. They showed NO hard rock or alternative awards as USUAL. Linkin FREAKIN Park won one and it wasn't even televised. I'm going to bed, this sucks.
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 10:40:18 PM

Grammys are tonight! We get to see if my predictions were correct... oh joy. I'm sure they won't be, because I was very biased in predicting my favs, not who has the most chance of winning. So I guess they can't even be called predictions... oh well, I'm gonna clean my room now.
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 6:34:57 PM

tuesday, february 26 OOOH, new layout has already generated a buzz.... (buzzz) Hear that? LOL. That's all.
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 9:53:45 PM

sunday, february 24 Well, as far as MTV goes, I will tell you the shows that I can stand: Cribs, Diary, Daria (even though it's gone), Jackass, Making the Video, and True Life sometimes. I only watch TRL if I like the guest. I can NOT stand Dismissed, Celebrity Deathmatch, any wrestling program, Undressed, and Spyder Games. No thank you. I want to watch some damn videos please. Whatever happened to 120 Minutes? Let's bring back Headbanger's Ball! I love MTV2, but we don't get that channel anymore, unfortunately.

So I find out on Becoming someone's becoming Incubus. I find the idea really stupid and if I were in the fans' shoes, I'd feel really dumb and stalker-ish dressing up like them and singing and acting JUST like them. It should be frightening from the artists' view, too. But, either way, I must watch this show because I'm an Incubus freak. Which is scary enough by itself.

Anyway, I was watching Cribs today and Ozzy Osbourne's new house was on there. I WANT THAT HOUSE! THAT IS THE COOLEST DAMN HOUSE EVER! It would be really shibby if Ozzy and Sharon were your parents, don't you think? His son gets to pick bands to go on Ozzfest and he gets to hang out with them. (INCUBUS) But I also find out today our favorite family will be doing a reality sitcom (whatever that means) for MTV. I will watch it just to see what it's all about.

For now, here's an EXTREMELY amusing story I found today:

I Like Monkeys
The pet store was selling them for 5� a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

THE END

If anyone knows where this came from, TELL ME!
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 11:17:42 AM

saturday, february 23 Behold the crappy Incubus wallpaper I made in a fit of boredom!
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 11:11:21 AM

friday, february 22 Back to my normal, humorous ranting:

Haha, while channel surfing, I came across CNN. (wow, never seen this channel before! LOL, just kidding, I keep up on world events... sorda) I saw they were sending an N Sync guy into space. Which is cool. As long as they leave him there.

But in other, more interesting news, I'm sure everyone's heard of John Rocker, ex-Braves pitcher (thank god) and all around racist extrodinaire? Well, it seems old Rocker has made a film, in which plays a slasher-killer who "dressed as a golf course greenskeeper crashes the party and dispatches naughty teens in "frightful and creative ways."

Okay. I think I've seen this movie before. Or at least 500 JUST LIKE IT. Want the goods? Go here. The film also stars Playboy model Christi Taylor, and SOUTHSIDE STEVE from 96Rock????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Say it isn't so!

Someone on a Braves message board had this to say: "Let me guess, he goes to New Nork and stalks blacks, hispanics, Jews, gays, etc. Hmmmm. Maybe Rupaul will be the detective who tracks him down and beats the crap out of him."

Now THAT would be worth paying money for.
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 10:50:04 PM

monday, february 18 WARNING: this may offend some people.

What do you want to happen to you when you die? THAT, my friends, is the real question people ponder over their entire lives. People spend their entire lives thinking about death. How ironic.

What happens when we die?

How will I die?

What's the afterlife like?

Do we just disappear?

Why are we so obsessed with death? Questions we cannot answer. I think that's the main emphasis of all religions, to give us something to look forward to in death. I'm not religious, but I guess I like to think about it too. I'm a supporter of reincarnation. My reasoning is this: have you ever just known something, even though no one's ever told you, or you've never read it or anything like that? I find it weird. That, and deja vu. So, to me, it's highly possible that we are reincarnated. My cousin has a very neat theory that goes something like this: when your soul is created, you have a partner. Everytime you begin a new life, (After being reincarnated) your mission in life is to find this person, your soulmate. And you just keep finding them (hopefully) in every lifetime. If this is true, I'd say it's definitely something to look forward to.

In one religion, Hinduism, I believe, they have this whole thing about good karma. That in death, each person is given a blade of grass to stand on (I believe this is while waiting to begin a new life) and depending on how many good deeds you did, that's how big your blade of grass is. So, the better a person you were, the bigger your space to stand. I thought that was cool.

But, moving on to dinner time discussions, we were talking about what we want to happen to us in death. We all want to be cremated. My parents are even joining the Cremation Society or whatever it is. (you get discounts)

But, I really don't know. I'll probably end up burning in hell for eternity for my sins.
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 7:21:31 PM

I'm still alive. Sorda.

Why I love the internet... hmm... let me count the ways, in three short and to the point reasons.

1. Hilarious, but totally pointless conversations with others. Communication is a wonderful thing.
2. The pictures. It is extremely entertaining to find and save all the Incubus pictures you can in one hour. Trust me.
3. This site. Duh. It's fun.

Now, for random posting as I love to do:

I am a strong and empowered Jesus. I am willing to overcome whatever obstacles are thrown at me. My love of God is strong. I can't imagine why people don't don't like me.
Take the What Jesus Would You Be? Quiz

posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 3:29:58 PM

monday, february 11 Now for real entries, all that other stuff was just setting the diary up, you can ignore it.

I really hate dumb chain letters with a passion. So I get this email entitled "some good humpin." Okaaaaaay. I look at who it's from, and it's a good friend of mine, so I open it. It has a cute frog pic in it and it says: (my comments are in parenthesis)

You have been humped by the Froggy, which means you are one sexy bitch!! (gee thanks)

You will Have good sex For Two Years if you send this to anywhere from 6 to 9 people. (what does me sending this letter have to do with my sex life?)
And if this is sent back to you then you know that you are a truly, a sexy bitch...
You must send it in 5 minutes or your good humping will be broken!!!

Okay, so yeah, I know the drill by now... I'm not planning on sending this to anyone anyway... right now, I could give a rat's ass about "good humping." So I read further.

Lucky you, you have been picked out of millions of people to get this one very special chain letter. (gosh, I feel so special) I am sorry but once read, you must send. (what are you gonna do to me if I don't?) Read this and it will make your one wish to come true and something will happen with you and your crush. It's no big deal, (if it's no big deal, why are you saying I'm so privileged to get this email??) just forward it to as many people as you wish and you will get a reward. You will find out what it is after reading this love letter. (ooh, a reward? Let's see what it is, but read the dumb poem first)
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, No One is as Sweet, As Sweet as You. (gee. thanks.)

So. I get to my "reward" which is that list of "the top ten things girls like about guys" and vice versa. Wow. I'm so grateful. Then, the whole "Make a wish and scroll!" thing comes.... (I wish I never got these dumb letters) And come to EVEN MORE fun things!

Now do the following:
Send to 1-4 People: he or she will say that they like you as a friend...ONLY!!!! (I'm assuming this is my crush...)
Send to 5-10 people: Your crush will be a LITTLE more than your Friend......
Send to 11-14 people: (to hell I'm even sending this to ONE person) Your crush will like you a lot and all of the above.
Send to 15-20 people: Your crush will kiss you and all of the above.
Send to 21-24 people: your crush will admit their feelings to you.(what if they aren't good feelings?)
Send to 25-30 people: your crush will ask you out and all of the above.
>Send to 30-45 people-your Crush will do what you please and all the above.

***Now the rest is up to you. Nothing will happen if you don't send it, but you'll get a reward just by sending this letter. (HOW? How do you know I sent it? Even more, how does my CRUSH know? He barely speaks English!) It's simple just go in a chat room, pick some names and then send. (that's harassment.)
***Send it within 2 hours from the time you read it, and what ever hour it is, it will take that many days for you fantasy to come true. (bullshit)

Good luck, and remember, Real beauty is in the inside. "Real beauty is in the eye of the beholder" (um. how poetic)

Please, just think about this one quote. What does it mean? (it means beauty is in the eye of the beholder) Think about it. (I DID!) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. (do we have to repeat it?)

But believe me, folks. The torture continues!

Congratulations! (this is in big, colorful font, by the way) You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on American On-line! (I'm guessing this is America Online, AKA AOHell. I don't even have AOL!!!) Once read, this letter must IMMEDIATELY, meaning within the hour, be sent to 10 people. (make up your mind as to how many people you want this sent to, please!) After you send it, make a wish and it will come true in the amount of days, as it is time. For example, if you send it at 8:00, your wish will come true in 8 days. YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT.......REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT WITHIN THE HOUR , OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME TRUE! If you fail to send this letter, bad luck will be headed your way ...... THIS CHAIN LETTER WILL BE IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS WITH ALL PARTICIPANTS NAMES IN IT, IF CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2000! (hey, it's 2002, and I don't see your name in the book, honey)

As if this isn't enough, it comes to the WORST thing about chain letters. The "scary" and "true" stories of bad luck for people who didn't send it, and good luck for the moron who did.

* Warning * if you do not pass this on, something bad or worse (I love how they say something bad or WORSE) will happen to you:
CASE 1: Take heather Dickinson of Bufor, MN . She was in love with a man named Dennis Samson. Heather got this same exact letter and did not pass it on because she thought it was stupid. Dennis was her true love. Two days later Dennis died in a car accident. (I'll say it again. Bullshit)
This is the letter: You must send this on in 1 hour of reading this to 10 different people. (thank you for repeating this) If you do this you will receive luck in love. The person you are most attracted to will return your feelings. This is not a joke!!!!!!! You have read the warnings. You must send on. (watch me!)
Eric Mancough sent this letter 45 minutes after receiving it. not even 4 hours later he was walking along the street he ran into Ann Heartearn, his secret crush for 5 years Ann came up to him and told him of her passionate crush on him that she has had for 2 years Eric and Ann are still married happy as ever. (and your grammar is horrible as ever.)

I think it's over, and by this time I'm laughing my ass off. But I see the ending in little print:

* Note* the more people you send this to the more luck you will have in your love life. (how many times must we repeat this???) if you break the chain letter, that has been going on since 1883, (1883? On American On-line? Gee, didn't know they had computers back then) you will have bad luck with your life for seven years this is no joke good luck.

If I get one more of these dumb things, I will stab someone in the eye with a pencil. I seriously considered emailing the first person on the list of all the people who have forwarded the message to ask them if they were the retard that started it. Then I saw all the people they sent it to and one person had an email address about the KKK getting bigger. Scary bastard.
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 9:15:05 PM

saturday, february 9 Much random posting today:

Christine! Yoyo! Hahaha, know what? I'll do a Silverchair thing next, just for you! (got any good pics I can use?) Not really a huge Linkin Park fanatic, but I already did Javy and Incubus, so what's left for me? My diary is shibby, I'll admit, but my posts are total crap. I like yours, so you know what? I'm gonna put a link to it! CHRISTINE'S DIARY!!!!!! Your's don't look bad either, I just had a lot of free time when I did this, LOL. Anyway, go back to your Lane fantasies now!

I also like this diary. Incubus... preeeeettty! I like the pic of Brandon on the bicycle (top left) with that snarl on his face.

This site guessed my age was 23. Eh, just eleven years off.
posted by katy: slacker by day, computer geek by night on 12:08:11 AM